tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

  • reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
  • reading aloud: *chokes on spit*
  • scattered-bones:

 
    "Bad books on writing tell you to ‘WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW’, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery."
    Joe Haldeman (via maxkirin)

    mathpreacher:

    accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell

    claralexandralukasiak:

dance moms fandom rule #1 always reblog Holly the sass master

    jesuschristvevo:

    is it data or data

    anxiousl-y:

me
    evaded:

that “oh shit, I really like you and that scares me” moment