barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress


Sophie Turner photographed by Gareth McConnell for AnOther Magazine (Autumn/Winter 2014)
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  • author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
  • english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
  • tumblr: lol fukin stupid teacher
  • loki: blinks
  • tumblr: do you see this? do you see that blink? that fucking blink. it shows how much pain he has inside of him. look at him. all he wants is his father to love him. look at the tears that he is holding back. he's never been the favorite son, he always knew that he didn't belong. this is the fucking blink that makes me love loki. he's not a villain. he's just a scared, lonely child.
  • Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
  • me: oh gosh that character is attractive
  • person: but he's the villain
  • me:
  • person:
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  • me: i'm sorry were you trying to make a point there because i don't see one
  • sassings:

    wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

    hetasdfjkl:

My words of wisdom if you ever have OTP feels

    brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

    yrmaw:

    harrysgettinhead:

    british people are so fucking cute

    they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

    they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

    sneakers are ‘trainers’

    they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

    i quit

    fuck off you condescending twat

    Most British sentence I’ve ever heard

    wigglytuffer:

    sorry i can’t go to school my earphones aren’t working

    bethmai:

    congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

    you win: nothing